— they unban porn for as long as im standing in a...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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ordr

they unban porn for as long as im standing in a crowded deli so everyone around me can see all the cock on my dashboard. when i leave the building they ban it again

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